Silly Christmas Jokes

My supervisor brought these jokes to our team meeting at work this week to get us to laugh. I know they're a bit cheesy but I hope they make you smile!

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-a-bet
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What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no “L” (Noel)

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What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?

Silent Night

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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What kind of bird can write?

Pen-guin

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What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?

I’ll have a boo Christmas without you

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy Claws!

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What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither! Candles always burn shorter

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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claus-trophobic

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