I blame the 41 flavors!

I brought some store brand jelly beans (wanna be Jelly Bellies) to church today to share with my primary class. The bag has 41 flavors and I didn't take time to read through all of the different ones but now I know that I should have. Today in class one of the kids was standing by me and I realized they had strong coffee breath! I quickly gave them a few more jelly beans so I didn't send them home from primary smelling like coffee. I hope they ate lunch before the parents noticed :)

After church I looked at the bag and found the culprits...



Java and Tiramisu

I'll be picking those out (along with the few black ones, yuck!). I don't need anymore primary kids with coffee flavored breath, oops. Haha!

Adventures in Primary

I teach primary...for those that don't know, that's a class the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) has for the kids. I get to teach the kids turning 5 this year. They are so curious and they love to ask questions. I love to hear their answers! Sometimes it's hard not to laugh. They are teaching me patience too. Today's conversation was great and I had to share:

Me: (after telling the parable of the lost sheep found in Luke 15:1-7) who can tell me what Jesus did when the lamb was lost?
Kids: did you wear braces? your teeth are really straight!
Me: yeah, thanks. What happened to the sheep? What did Jesus do?
Kids: He found it. Who took them off?
Me: what?
Kids: the braces
Me: oh, yeah...the dentist.
Kids: did it hurt?
Me: not really.
Kids: I'm hungry. Is it time to go home yet?
Me: Always remember that Jesus loves you. Here, have a marshmallow (ok, so I didn't say it exactly like that but I did bring fun star shaped marshmallows for a treat today)

I wonder sometimes how much they remember but they surprise me with what they know. It's fun but challenging to teach them. Here are some other fun things I've heard from my primary kids:
-You smell like shampoo, did you take a shower?
-I don't like birthdays anymore, birthdays mean getting shots
-This is so boring
-I want to color the grass yellow so the sheep can eat dead grass
-What is that? Does it hurt? (pointing at my scar from surgery I had on my hand)
-Can I sit in the window sill?
-Are you a mom? You should be because you are so nice
-My feet can't be reverent today

So there you go, a sample of life in primary. I think I found something new to blog about. Kids are awesome!